The gift guide for EVERYONE on your list

No need to fear, the gift guide for EVERYONE on your list is here! Sometimes we need to be selfish with our gift giving. Ya know, buy something for them that actually benefits YOU. Like when I was 7 years old and for my little sister’s birthday I would only buy her the toys I wanted to play with, too. As we got older I started buying her clothes for christmas that I could borrow, I think that’s called “self-care”. Here are some last minute gift ideas for the complicated relationships in your life!

For that friend…

This Emotional Support Dog Vest for your friend who to be honest you’re not quite sure why they need emotional support (not that it’s any of your business anyways) but use their certification as an excuse to bring their pet everywhere. (this is me, I am that friend.)

For the Doggie Mom…

”I love my dog” bumper sticker is perfect for that doggie mom. Ya know, the one with more followers on their dog’s Instagram account than on their personal. I get it, you HAVE to remind people how much you love your dog because it’s basically a crime NOT to give your rescue dog credit for “rescuing you instead”.

For your forgetful, messy friend...

This tile key fab is for your friend that’s… a mess to put it nicely. This is the friend who puts this emoji “ “ in all their captions. They forget everything, lose everything, and need to get their entire life together… but since you can’t do that for them, this is a nice start.

For your always-late friend…

Here is the perfect time management planner for your friend (or in my situation, spouse) who is always late. I usually just tell my husband that the event starts 30 minute earlier than it actually does so that we have a shot at getting there on time…. but i’m getting tired of lying. It’s time to help them become more punctual for their own sake!

For the wannabe influencer….

This disposable camera is perfect for your influencer friend… as a wannabe influencer myself, I love these bad boys! They’re cute, trendy, and have a very “effortless” vibe to them… which just so happen to be the three main ingredients for the perfect Instagram photo! Also, since it isn’t a digital photo, they can’t use face-tune which is probably good for their mental health.


For your globetrotting friend…

Do you have a friend who travels the world? Are they constantly posting beautiful photos in every corner of the world? Swimming in the bluest water in Greece? Eating at the cutest café in France? Swimming with dolphins in the Bahamas? Does it make you so envious you could cry? Well then this gift is actually for you, not them since they probably have everything they could ever want and nothing is wrong with their life. Whenever you see that they posted something on FB or Insta, just put this lovely Sleep Mask on & take a depression nap! That way you don’t have to see it anymore. :)

For the conspiracy theorist…

This deluxe voice recorder is a great gift for your buddy who has a conspiracy theory about EVERYTHING. They believe the world is flat, that the US government spies on us (they do), and that Avril Lavigne died and is currently being impersonated by a girl named Melissa. With this gift, they will be able to voice record all of their thoughts about the latest UFO sightings in the privacy of their own room. The best part is, now you won’t have to hear ANY of it.

For your “sensitive” friend…

This Waterproof Mascara is perfect for that friend (or maybe just acquaintance) that is easily triggered. Just the mention of politics leaves them teary eyed. This is the same person that quote tweets every single one of Trump’s tweets saying something along the lines of “I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS OUR PRESIDENT.” They cry in commercials. They overreact. It’s just what they do. (For real though this is great mascara.)

For your lonely friend…

We all know about the classic Boyfriend Pillow. This is obviously for that single friend who likes to let everyone KNOW that they are single. They say things like “men are trash.” but then follow it up with a “I just wish I had someone to spend the holidays with” or “where do I find me a love like this?!” tweet. I get it the Holidays are tough and sometimes men ARE trash (except you nickers, lova ya) and this is the perfect remedy to keep you warm because YOU DON’T NEED NO REAL MAN.

For your meme-obsessed friend…

What Do u Meme game for that meme loving pal. He is always tagging you in hilarious memes, day in and day out. This gift is a great way for you to repay him for all the laughs he’s given you.

For the moocher…

This next gift is an amazing gift for the moocher of the group. This cute and hard-to-lose-track-of Thread wallet is the perfect accessory for going out to eat with friends and will make sure that they never “forget their wallet” again!

For the stanky breather…

Am I the only one who watches James Charles Youtube collab videos and thinks… does their breath stink? They are sitting pretty close together and are basically breathing onto each other’s faces. Maybe that’s just me because I am always self conscious about my breath. I have a deviated septum which causes me to have a lot of post nasal drip, therefore causing an irritated throat and terrible breath. (sorry, TMI?) Anyways, this is the perfect gift for your friend who talks a little too close to you and whose breath isn’t great. This tongue scraper is actually really good for oral health because you can wipe the bacteria right off your tongue which prevents stank breath! Game Changing.


For the nerd…

Here is the best gift for your nerdy friend who loves Lord of the Rings, anime, and magic in general. Brand Sanderson’s The Way Of Kings. This is a book recommendation from my brother who just so happens to be that nerdy friend who loves Lord of the Rings, anime, and magic in general. In his words this is the best series he has ever read. I mean I think that is saying a lot….. because he reads A LOT. (I actually have started reading it and I love it too but DON’T tell anyone.)

For the germaphobe…

This PhoneSoap disinfects your phone and other items to make sure the germ spreading is at a minimum! This is the PERFECT gift for your germaphobe friend that won’t even let you use their Chapstick when your lips are desperately chapped and there is no other option in sight. This is also the person who won’t let you use their water bottle and who puts hand sanitizer on every time they get in the car, without fail. They probably already know that their phone is the filthiest thing they own so they will LOVE this so much they MIGHT KISS IT. (lol kidding they would never)

XOXO chelsey

chelsey gustafson